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KVM QEMU 0.14.1 testing on Ubuntu 20.04 via the Phoronix Test Suite.


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	Processor: QEMU Virtual 0.14.1 (24 Cores), Motherboard: Joyent SmartDC HVM (Bochs BIOS), Chipset: Intel 440FX 82441FX PMC, Memory: 16384 MB + 16384 MB + 16384 MB + 16384 MB + 16384 MB + 16384 MB + 1696 MB RAM, Disk: 48GB, Graphics: bochs-drmdrmfb, Network: Red Hat Virtio device

	OS: Ubuntu 20.04, Kernel: 5.4.0-105-generic (x86_64), Vulkan: 1.1.182, Compiler: GCC 9.4.0, File-System: ext4, Screen Resolution: 1024x768, System Layer: KVM QEMU 0.14.1


HammerDB - MariaDB 10.5.9
Virtual Users: 8 - Warehouses: 250
New Orders Per Minute > Higher Is Better
ahaha . 3404 |=================================================================


HammerDB - MariaDB 10.5.9
Virtual Users: 8 - Warehouses: 250
Transactions Per Minute > Higher Is Better
ahaha . 10265 |================================================================


HammerDB - MariaDB 10.5.9
Virtual Users: 16 - Warehouses: 250
New Orders Per Minute > Higher Is Better
ahaha . 2240 |=================================================================


HammerDB - MariaDB 10.5.9
Virtual Users: 16 - Warehouses: 250
Transactions Per Minute > Higher Is Better
ahaha . 6788 |=================================================================


HammerDB - MariaDB 10.5.9
Virtual Users: 32 - Warehouses: 250
New Orders Per Minute > Higher Is Better
ahaha . 1340 |=================================================================


HammerDB - MariaDB 10.5.9
Virtual Users: 32 - Warehouses: 250
Transactions Per Minute > Higher Is Better
ahaha . 4051 |=================================================================